Attention boring people: DO NOT open this book. The fun contained in these pages is way too much for you to handle. We cannot be held responsible for the overwhelming joy you will experience of the aftermath it may cause. Oh, you’re not boring? Then go ahead, open it! Write your name at the top. Backwards. Upside down. In giant bubble letters. This journal is officially yours. Scribble on the pages. Rip it up. Smush it down. Spit your gum into it. No one is going to tell you that you can’t. In fact—we encourage it! The National Geographic Kids Action Journal is targeted to the 5 million middle grade readers that love National Geographic Kids magazine. Each page in this book presents readers with inventive, fun, and funky instructions for simple and entertaining tasks that will help them explore themselves and the world around them! With features like “learn to talk like a pirate, “voodoo your friends,” “crime scene investigation,” “best friend quizzes,” “dream analysis, ” and so much more, kids will never want to put this down.