I Told You So
By Kate Clinton
By Kate Clinton
By Kate Clinton
By Kate Clinton
Category: Humor | Literary Criticism
Category: Humor | Literary Criticism | Essays & Literary Collections | Audiobooks
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$15.00
May 01, 2010 | ISBN 9780807044551
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$19.95
May 01, 2009 | ISBN 9780807044513
62 Minutes
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Praise
I Told You So is true, terrifying, and coffee-out-yournose funny. I love Kate Clinton. Buy the book, or I’ll sic the NSA on your ass.—Rachel Maddow
“Kate Clinton makes our world bigger by sharing hers. With her laser-beam wit, she offers up a series of bittersweet, twisted, tart and tangy, honest, and from-the-heart essays. I enjoyed every minute of viewing the world through her eyes. All that and she is funny.”—Lewis Black, The Daily Show
“A hilarious, jam-packed, and fun-filled collection of thoughts from the mind of an American original.”—Lily Tomlin
“Clinton proves in these essays—which cover topics from the inherent lesbianism of Sex and the City to three-dimensional thesauri—that she still ranks among the sharpest, funniest working comedians.”—Ms.
“[Clinton] throws just as many ingredients into the pot—she riffs on Hillary Clinton and waterboarding, baptism and Provincetown—but comedic license and her own wicked sense of humor allow Clinton a kind of thematic ADD that fiction would not afford.”—Kathi Wolfe, Washington Blade
Table Of Contents
Introduction
MSM
Democracy Diet
I Want My Gay TV
We’re Back in Kansas, Toto
The Passion of the Penguins
Why You’ll Never Hear “Heeeeeeere’s Katie!”
Hikikomori
Mashups and Me
He-Who
The Body Politic
Hairspray
Dog Days of Summer
See Alice?
Crabby Putinesca
Sister Friends
Feeling Potlucky
King of My Heart
Desperate Housewiles
Tant P.U.
Kiss My Benchmark
You Logo, Girl!
This One’s for You, Mildred
Argh, O’Mateys!
Big Love Trumps Mr. Big
Ptown GPS
Bawdy Politics
An American Impressionist
Not Full Citizens
Happy Returns
Stupor Bowl
Amazing Grace
B Is for Benchmark
TGI /
Rudimentary
Our State of Affairs Is a Great State Fair
Curb Your Cynicism
Late Adopters
Fighting Weight
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsuit
Why Not Hillary?
“If you go down to the woods today . . .”
Hillaphobic Blowback
Hillary’s My Guy
Sitting Shiva on She
It Ain’t Over
Hubble, Hubble
Carpooling on the Straight Talk Express
Do You Have to Go?
The Itch to Hitch
Faith-Based Comedy
The Sistine Shusher
Reading Between the Holy Lines
Ding-Dong
Ordained Comic
M’Kay?
St. Alf’s Science Fair
The Closet and the Confessional
Moral Footprints
Gayvolution Theory
I Wish I Could Quit Ewe
Just Rehab Those Slurs Away!
Edible Equality
Incoming!
The Month Formerly Known as June
Friends of Bill and Dorothy
ENDA, Don’t MENDA
Power Is Sexy! Action Is Hot!
Go, Golden Staters! Go, Buckeyes!
The Perfect Heterostorm
He Sees Gay People
Citizen Arrests
Third Term
Peace of My Mind
The UN Goes to Junior High
I Don’t Heart Huckabee
Happy International Women’s Day!
DC
Buzzkill
Lights Out on Bush
Curb Your Mitt!
Hypocrites Galore
Precollision Intelligence
Bush as Belichick
PBTSD
The Unconflicted White Man
On the GLAAD Rag
Wii the People
Come On, Rogue
Project Runaway
Civic Tempura
Even Covergirls Get the Blues
The Palin Effect
The Right to Comfort
The Big Gay Slowdown
Afterword
21 Books You’ve Been Meaning to Read
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