I Told You So

Paperback $15.00

May 01, 2010 | 208 Pages

CD $19.95

May 01, 2009 | 62 Minutes

  • Paperback $15.00

    May 01, 2010 | 208 Pages

  • CD $19.95

    May 01, 2009 | 62 Minutes


I Told You So is true, terrifying, and coffee-out-yournose funny. I love Kate Clinton. Buy the book, or I’ll sic the NSA on your ass.—Rachel Maddow

“Kate Clinton makes our world bigger by sharing hers. With her laser-beam wit, she offers up a series of bittersweet, twisted, tart and tangy, honest, and from-the-heart essays. I enjoyed every minute of viewing the world through her eyes. All that and she is funny.”—Lewis Black, The Daily Show

“A hilarious, jam-packed, and fun-filled collection of thoughts from the mind of an American original.”—Lily Tomlin

“Clinton proves in these essays—which cover topics from the inherent lesbianism of Sex and the City to three-dimensional thesauri—that she still ranks among the sharpest, funniest working comedians.”—Ms.

“[Clinton] throws just as many ingredients into the pot—she riffs on Hillary Clinton and waterboarding, baptism and Provincetown—but comedic license and her own wicked sense of humor allow Clinton a kind of thematic ADD that fiction would not afford.”—Kathi Wolfe, Washington Blade

Table Of Contents

 Democracy Diet
 I Want My Gay TV
 We’re Back in Kansas, Toto
 The Passion of the Penguins
 Why You’ll Never Hear “Heeeeeeere’s Katie!”
 Mashups and Me
 The Body Politic
 Dog Days of Summer
 See Alice?
 Crabby Putinesca
 Sister Friends
 Feeling Potlucky
 King of My Heart
 Desperate Housewiles
 Tant P.U.
 Kiss My Benchmark
 You Logo, Girl!
 This One’s for You, Mildred
 Argh, O’Mateys!
 Big Love Trumps Mr. Big
 Ptown GPS
 Bawdy Politics
 An American Impressionist
 Not Full Citizens
 Happy Returns
 Stupor Bowl
 Amazing Grace
 B Is for Benchmark
 TGI /
 Our State of Affairs Is a Great State Fair
 Curb Your Cynicism
 Late Adopters
 Fighting Weight
 Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsuit
 Why Not Hillary?
 “If you go down to the woods today . . .”
 Hillaphobic Blowback
 Hillary’s My Guy
 Sitting Shiva on She
 It Ain’t Over
 Hubble, Hubble
 Carpooling on the Straight Talk Express
 Do You Have to Go?
 The Itch to Hitch
 Faith-Based Comedy
 The Sistine Shusher
 Reading Between the Holy Lines
 Ordained Comic
 St. Alf’s Science Fair
 The Closet and the Confessional
 Moral Footprints
 Gayvolution Theory
 I Wish I Could Quit Ewe
 Just Rehab Those Slurs Away!
 Edible Equality
 The Month Formerly Known as June
 Friends of Bill and Dorothy
 Power Is Sexy! Action Is Hot!
 Go, Golden Staters! Go, Buckeyes!
 The Perfect Heterostorm
 He Sees Gay People
 Citizen Arrests
 Third Term
 Peace of My Mind
 The UN Goes to Junior High
 I Don’t Heart Huckabee
 Happy International Women’s Day!
 Lights Out on Bush
 Curb Your Mitt!
 Hypocrites Galore
 Precollision Intelligence
 Bush as Belichick
 The Unconflicted White Man
 On the GLAAD Rag
 Wii the People
 Come On, Rogue
 Project Runaway
 Civic Tempura
 Even Covergirls Get the Blues
 The Palin Effect
 The Right to Comfort
 The Big Gay Slowdown

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