Hello, My Name Is Pabst

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Three Rivers Press | Oct 23, 2012 | 160 Pages | ISBN 9780770435943

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    Three Rivers Press | Oct 23, 2012 | 192 Pages | 5-3/16 x 8 | ISBN 9780770435936

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    Three Rivers Press | Oct 23, 2012 | 160 Pages | ISBN 9780770435943

Praise

“There will be no duplication when you pick a name from Hello, My Name is Pabst.”—Parenting

Hello, My Name is Pabst  is a funny and refreshing take on the difficult business of figuring out what to call your child. And what not to call it. Probably shouldn’t call your child ‘it’, actually.” —Jeffrey Brown, author of Darth Vader and Son and Cats Are Weird
 
“Finally, a baby name book that breaks fresh ground for the hipster infants of today, who will rule the kindergarten with names like Zuccotti, Seitan, Fixie or Generic Surplus.”—Rob Sheffield, author of Love Is a Mix Tape and Talking to Girls About Duran Duran

Table Of Contents

Contents
Introduction
Names That Fit into Skinny Jeans                                                                             
Names for Your Animal Collective                                                                            
Burly-Woodsman Baby Names                                                                 
Names That Look Good Painted on a Food Truck                                              
Names That Will Grow into a Mustache                                                                
Your Future Fixie Owner                                                                                              
Names for Your Little Birdie                                                                                        
Names for Freaks and Geeks                                                                     
Names You Can Take for a Hike                                                                                
Names to Resurrect with Your Steampunk Time Machine                            
Names You Can Drink at the Bar                                                                               
Brew-Your-Own-Craft-Beer Names                                                                        
Names (Not) Coming to a Theater Near You                                       
On-the-Road-Trip Names                                                                                            
Morbid Names for Your Little Goth Prince/ss of Darkness                            
Names That Can Rock a Bonnet                                                                                
Itsy-Bitsy Names to Tuck in Your Tote Bag                                                            
Secondhand Baby Names                                                                                           
Vegan/Gluten Free Names                                                                                        
Names Fit for a Sideshow                                                                                            
These are the Names in Your Hipster Neighborhood                      
Names That Could Rock a Miranda July Haircut                                  
Scary Monster (and Super Creep) Names                                                            
Names to Go West, Young Rockabilly                                                     
Names That Flip You the Bird, Then Spit in your Face                      
Names You Can Spell, Punctuate, and Calculate                                                
Names for Nihilists                                                                                         
Names That Kick Ass on the Roller Derby Track                                  
Easy-to-Assemble Ikea Names                                                                 
Names for Your So-Called Life                                                                  
Names with Dreads                                                                                                       
Brave New Baby Names                                                                                              
Names for Your Little Architect                                                                 
Names for Your Spiritual Baby                                                                   
Names for a Mad Scientist                                                                                         
Names for a Kickball Dream Team                                                           
Names that Can be Tagged on Walls and Bathroom Stalls                             
Names to Shout Out at Open-Mike Night                                                            
Names for a Hello Kitty Lunch Box                                                           
Names for Your Future Kicks Addict                                                                        
Names to be Letterpressed                                                                       
Names That Will Reach the Final Level                                                   
Fashion-Victim Baby Names                                                                                       
Names That Belong in a Dialog Bubble                                                   
Names for a Saturday Morning                                                                 
Names to CTRL + C or CTRL + V                                                                  
Art Star Baby Names                                                                                                     
Names That Can Live on Ramen Noodles                                                             
Names That Bang Heads and Worship the Devil                                                
Names for Loitering Around the Coffee Shop                                    
Names That Wear Cozy Legwarmers                                                      
Boys-Who-Are-Girls-Who-Are-Girls-Who-Are-Boy’ Names                         
Names That Will Rule the Half-Pipe                                                         
One-Of-A-Kind Baby Boomer Names                                                     
Names for Your Future Expat                                                                    
Names That Can Occupy Wall Street                                                       
Bad Religion Baby Names                                                                                            
Alternative Nation Baby Names                                                               
Names That Get the Party Started                                                                          
Names for Your Little Gardener                                                                                
The Internet Is Leaking Names                                                                 
Little Britain Baby Names                                                                                             
Names Handmade by Etsy                                                                                          
Woe-Is-Hipster Baby Names                                                                      
My Names Seems to Be a Verb                                                                                
Ping-Pong Names                                                                                                           
Names That Do Brunch                                                                                 
Names for Gadget Geeks                                                                                            
Dude, Where’s My Baby Names                                                                              
Names That Smell Like Teen Spirit                                                           
Names You Can Smoke                                                                                                
One Man’s Trash Is Another Freegan Baby Name                                            
Names That Are Out of the Closets and into the Streets                               
Names to Tattoo on Your Baby                                                                 
Names for a Rebel Without a Cause                                                                       
Names That Can Dance If They Want To                                                               
Names to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse                                           
 
Epilogue 
 
 
 
 

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