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Does This Collar Make My Butt Look Big? by Dena Harris

Does This Collar Make My Butt Look Big?

Does This Collar Make My Butt Look Big? by Dena Harris
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Sep 17, 2013 | 128 Pages
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    Sep 17, 2013 | 128 Pages

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Praise

“This diet guide shows ‘extra furry’ cats how to lose weight and get fit—fast! Perfect for felines of every shape (round) and size (round), this miraculous diet manual reveals the secrets to sourcing raw and living foods, avoiding toxic treats, choosing between Paleo and Weight Stalkers, exercising while lying down, and more. Two paws up!”
—Jillian Meowchaels, author of Master Your Metapurrlism
 
“This book shows tubby tabbies how to win the battle of the bulge. With exercises you can (almost) do in your sleep, it’s never been easier to . . . zzzzzzzzzzzzzz . . . Huh? Wha . . . ? Is it time to eat?”
—Dr. Mewmet Paws, host of The Dr. Paws Show
 
“French women don’t get fat . . . but their cats do! This guide motivates fleshy felines to ditch that fifth serving of Beef Morsels in Gravy for sensibly sized portions of fresh, local options—like that vole in the backyard.”
—Le Chat Pépin, author of The Art of Cooking Voles

Table Of Contents

Acknowledgments   

Introduction   
Taking Stock: Where Are You Now?   
Climbing the Feline Food Pyramid   
Quizzzz   

The Comatose Cat   
You: On a Diet: A Cat’s Manual for Waist Waste Management   
The South Beach Diet   
For the Comatose Cat: Exercises You Can (Almost) Do in Your Sleep   

The OCD Cat   
Eat Right for Your Blood Type   
French Women Don’t Get Fat . . . But Their Cats Do   
Wash Your Paws Twenty Times Before You Exercise: 
The OCD Cat Workout   

The ADD Cat   
The Paleo Diet   
The Zone Diet   
The Raw Food Diet and the Living Food Movement   
Exercise for the—Hey Look! There’s a Bird! And a Squirrel! 
And Another Bird!—ADD Cat   

The Chronic Dieter Cat   
Master Your MetaPurrlism   
Catty Craig Versus Weight Stalkers   
The 557th Try Is the Charm: 
An Exercise Plan for the Chronic Dieter Cat   

Psycho Kitty   
The Mayo Clinic Diet   
Cleanses   
Touch My Sweatband and Die: Psycho Kitty Workouts   

Bonus Section  
For Cat Owners: Putting Your Cat on a Diet in Twenty-One Easy Steps   

Appendix   
Superfuds   
Top Ten Tips for Continued Weight-Loss Success   
Ask Flabby Tabby   

About the Author   
Index

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