Dad Is Fat

Paperback $15.99

Three Rivers Press | Apr 22, 2014 | 288 Pages | 5-3/16 x 8 | ISBN 9780385349079

  • Paperback$15.99

    Three Rivers Press | Apr 22, 2014 | 288 Pages | 5-3/16 x 8 | ISBN 9780385349079

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    Crown Archetype | May 07, 2013 | 288 Pages | 5-1/2 x 8-1/4 | ISBN 9780385349055

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    Crown Archetype | May 07, 2013 | 288 Pages | ISBN 9780385349062

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    Random House Audio | May 07, 2013 | 327 Minutes | ISBN 9780804148009

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    Random House Audio | Jun 04, 2013 | 330 Minutes | ISBN 9780804147996

Table Of Contents

Contents
Foreword
Letter to My Children
Who’s Who in the Cast
Rue the Day
“Drinking the Kool-Aid”
Family-Friendly
Have Children: The Condition
Anti-Family
I Confess
Happy Days Are Here Again
The Pharaoh and the Slave
Vice President
My Dad, the Professional Wrestler
The Narcissist’s Guide to Babies and Toddlers
When Women Get Lazy
Oh My God, You’re Pregnant?
Witchcraft
Newbornland
Dogfight
Circumcision
The Invasion
Eat the Coleslaw!
Toddlerhood
The Evil Within
Secrets and Lies
A Critical Analysis of Children’s Literature
No Further Questions
Bring in da Noise
The People Who Live Under the Floor
Monsters
Nothing in Common
Hotel New York City
Vamanos
Is It Too Soon to Start Dating Again?
I’ll Be Your Tour Guide
Pale Force
Learnin’ Them
A Self-Portrait
Your Special Day
Losing My Religion
No Such Thing as a Free Babysitter
How to Put Five Kids to Bed in a Two-Bedroom Apartment
Negotiating with Terrorists
My Former Bed
Morning Has Been Broken
Naps Are Payday Loans
Get Married, Have Kids, Get Fat
Hand-in-Mouth Disease
We Need Bread
You Win, McDonald’s
How Sweet It Is
’Tis the Season
My Other Family
Are You Done Yet?
Six Kids, Catholic
The Great White Baby
The Mousetrap
Picture This
Snow Job
On the Road Again
Eskimo Pies
You’re Going to Miss This
Acknowledgments

Also by Jim Gaffigan

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