“A laugh riot.” —Denver Post
“Lou Harry and Eric Pfeffinger brilliantly take on two of my favorite subjects—prostitution and portion control. Truly the feel-good book of the year, especially if you’re obese or paid to have sex.” —Hugh Fink, Emmy Award–winning comedian and creator of Comedy Central’s The Showbiz Show with David Spade
“A comic tour de force. The funniest book about marriage, food, and hookers ever written. Unless The English Patient had hookers in it.” —Michael Kun, author of You Poor Monster and The Locklear Letters
From the Trade Paperback edition.