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Wise Acres: The Seventh Circle of Heck

By Dale E. Basye
Illustrated by Bob Dob

By Dale E. Basye
Illustrated by Bob Dob

By Dale E. Basye
Illustrated by Bob Dob

By Dale E. Basye
Illustrated by Bob Dob

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Sep 23, 2014 | ISBN 9780307981882 | Middle Grade (8-12)

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Dec 31, 2013 | ISBN 9780307981875 | Middle Grade (8-12)

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    About Wise Acres: The Seventh Circle of Heck

    Welcome to Wise Acres, where the sassy kids go.
     
    In the seventh installment of Heck, Dale E. Basye sends Milton and Marlo Fauster to Wise Acres, the circle reserved for kids who sass back. In Wise Acres, the cleverest, snarkiest, put-downiest kids debate and trade insults in Spite Club. But the new vice principal, Lewis Carroll, has some curious plans to raise the profile—and the stakes—of the competition. Now a full-fledged War of the Words will be broadcast through the afterlife. The winner will get the heck out of Heck and go straight to heaven. And the loser? Well, the loser goes down . . . all the way down to the real h-e-double-hockey-sticks. And Milton and Marlo are on opposite teams. Can they find a way out of Lewis Carroll’s mad-as-a-hatter scheme? Or is one Fauster about to pay a permanent visit to the Big Guy Downstairs?

    About Wise Acres: The Seventh Circle of Heck

    Welcome to Wise Acres, where the sassy kids go.
     
    In the seventh installment of Heck, Dale E. Basye sends Milton and Marlo Fauster to Wise Acres, the circle reserved for kids who sass back. In Wise Acres, the cleverest, snarkiest, put-downiest kids debate and trade insults in Spite Club. But the new vice principal, Lewis Carroll, has some curious plans to raise the profile—and the stakes—of the competition. Now a full-fledged War of the Words will be broadcast through the afterlife. The winner will get the heck out of Heck and go straight to heaven. And the loser? Well, the loser goes down . . . all the way down to the real h-e-double-hockey-sticks. And Milton and Marlo are on opposite teams. Can they find a way out of Lewis Carroll’s mad-as-a-hatter scheme? Or is one Fauster about to pay a permanent visit to the Big Guy Downstairs?

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    Also in Heck

    Precocia: The Sixth Circle of Heck
    Snivel: The Fifth Circle of Heck
    Fibble: The Fourth Circle of Heck
    Blimpo: The Third Circle of Heck
    Rapacia: The Second Circle of Heck
    See All

    About Dale E. Basye

    The idea for Heck: Where the Bad Kids Go came to me where most of my ideas come from: that area just behind the eyes and somewhere, approximately, between the ears. A friend of mine, whom I’ll refer to as… More about Dale E. Basye

    About Dale E. Basye

    The idea for Heck: Where the Bad Kids Go came to me where most of my ideas come from: that area just behind the eyes and somewhere, approximately, between the ears. A friend of mine, whom I’ll refer to as… More about Dale E. Basye

    Product Details

    Category: Children’s Middle Grade Books

    Paperback | $8.99
    Published by Yearling
    Sep 23, 2014 | 448 Pages | 5-3/16 x 7-5/8 | Middle Grade (8-12) | ISBN 9780307981882

    Category: Children’s Middle Grade Books

    Ebook | $6.99
    Published by Random House Books for Young Readers
    Dec 31, 2013 | 448 Pages | Middle Grade (8-12) | ISBN 9780307981875

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