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Real Vampires Know Size Matters

By Gerry Bartlett

By Gerry Bartlett

By Gerry Bartlett

By Gerry Bartlett

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Part of Real Vampires

Part of Real Vampires

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Dec 03, 2013 | ISBN 9780425267035

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Dec 03, 2013 | ISBN 9781101619971

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    About Real Vampires Know Size Matters

    In the latest novel from national bestselling author Gerry Bartlett, curvaceous vampire Glory St. Clair has to figure how to compete with the wiles of a witchy woman…

    Just when Glory has her life semi–on track, a woman from her longtime lover Jeremiah Campbell’s past steamrolls into town on a mission to win him back. Normally Glory wouldn’t feel threatened by a mortal with amorous intentions, but Jerry’s ex just happens to be a beautiful voodoo priestess with evil spirits at her beck and call—and a serious lack of conscience when it comes to getting what she wants.

    And then there’s Glory’s family. After a lifetime of being MIA, Glory’s mom wants to go on a mother-daughter bonding trip to Olympus, home of the gods. And though Glory doesn’t trust her, her mother is offering to help with her pesky voodoo-woman problem. But with no guarantee of a return trip, can Glory dare leave Jerry alone while she visits a place where her less-than-perfect figure won’t be appreciated and time has no meaning? But size and the bonds of time are the least of her worries when love is on the line…

    About Real Vampires Know Size Matters

    In the latest novel from national bestselling author Gerry Bartlett, curvaceous vampire Glory St. Clair has to figure how to compete with the wiles of a witchy woman…

    Just when Glory has her life semi–on track, a woman from her longtime lover Jeremiah Campbell’s past steamrolls into town on a mission to win him back. Normally Glory wouldn’t feel threatened by a mortal with amorous intentions, but Jerry’s ex just happens to be a beautiful voodoo priestess with evil spirits at her beck and call—and a serious lack of conscience when it comes to getting what she wants.

    And then there’s Glory’s family. After a lifetime of being MIA, Glory’s mom wants to go on a mother-daughter bonding trip to Olympus, home of the gods. And though Glory doesn’t trust her, her mother is offering to help with her pesky voodoo-woman problem. But with no guarantee of a return trip, can Glory dare leave Jerry alone while she visits a place where her less-than-perfect figure won’t be appreciated and time has no meaning? But size and the bonds of time are the least of her worries when love is on the line…

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    About Gerry Bartlett

    Gerry Bartlett is a native Texan who lives halfway between Houston and Galveston. Her antiques business is in the Strand historic district on the island. When she’s not treasure hunting for the store, she loves heading to the Texas capital of… More about Gerry Bartlett

    About Gerry Bartlett

    Gerry Bartlett is a native Texan who lives halfway between Houston and Galveston. Her antiques business is in the Strand historic district on the island. When she’s not treasure hunting for the store, she loves heading to the Texas capital of… More about Gerry Bartlett

    Product Details

    Category: Paranormal Fiction | Paranormal Romance

    Paperback | $15.00
    Published by Berkley
    Dec 03, 2013 | 352 Pages | 5-1/8 x 8 | ISBN 9780425267035

    Category: Paranormal Fiction | Paranormal Romance

    Ebook | $12.99
    Published by Berkley
    Dec 03, 2013 | 352 Pages | ISBN 9781101619971

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    Praise

    Praise for the Real Vampires series

    “Real vampires, real fun, real sexy!”—Kerrelyn Sparks, New York Times bestselling author

    “Glory is Everywoman with fangs.”—Nina Bangs, USA Today bestselling author

    “Fast-paced and funny entertainment…Glory is hysterical.”—Fresh Fiction

    “This has to be one of the best series I have ever read. Even after seven books, Ms. Bartlett keeps the story and her characters fresh and never boring…This is a great laugh-out-loud series…Ms. Bartlett is an auto-buy.”—Night Owl Reviews

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