“Win Bigly taught me how to persuade my boss to treat me with slightly less contempt.”
—Dilbert
“I am deeply impressed by Scott Adams. I don’t know how anyone can write so many pages without using the word ‘doth.’”
—William Shakespeare
“I recommend this book to all mammals, big and small. It once turned a mole into a cheetah. I saw it with my own eyes.”
—Lord Byron
“If you only read one book this year, that’s one more than I did.”
—Mark Twain
“Scott taught me how to create a persuasive nickname for myself.”
—Alexander the Great
“If I’m being honest, Win Bigly is better than all other books and at least one play.”
—Abe Lincoln
“Win Bigly helped me escape from the secret room beneath the author’s shed.”
—Kristina Basham
“My life improved tremendously after I finished this book. If you ever write a book, I bet you’ll feel good when you’re done writing it too. Hey, why is my shed door open?”
—S. Adams
