Does This Collar Make My Butt Look Big?

Hardcover $12.99

Ten Speed Press | Sep 17, 2013 | 128 Pages | 6 x 7 | ISBN 9781607744894

  • Hardcover$12.99

    Ten Speed Press | Sep 17, 2013 | 128 Pages | 6 x 7 | ISBN 9781607744894

  • Ebook$9.99

    Ten Speed Press | Sep 17, 2013 | 128 Pages | ISBN 9781607744900

Praise

“This diet guide shows ‘extra furry’ cats how to lose weight and get fit—fast! Perfect for felines of every shape (round) and size (round), this miraculous diet manual reveals the secrets to sourcing raw and living foods, avoiding toxic treats, choosing between Paleo and Weight Stalkers, exercising while lying down, and more. Two paws up!”
—Jillian Meowchaels, author of Master Your Metapurrlism
 
“This book shows tubby tabbies how to win the battle of the bulge. With exercises you can (almost) do in your sleep, it’s never been easier to . . . zzzzzzzzzzzzzz . . . Huh? Wha . . . ? Is it time to eat?”
—Dr. Mewmet Paws, host of The Dr. Paws Show
 
“French women don’t get fat . . . but their cats do! This guide motivates fleshy felines to ditch that fifth serving of Beef Morsels in Gravy for sensibly sized portions of fresh, local options—like that vole in the backyard.”
—Le Chat Pépin, author of The Art of Cooking Voles

Table Of Contents

Acknowledgments  

Introduction  
Taking Stock: Where Are You Now?  
Climbing the Feline Food Pyramid  
Quizzzz   

The Comatose Cat  
You: On a Diet: A Cat’s Manual for Waist Waste Management  
The South Beach Diet  
For the Comatose Cat: Exercises You Can (Almost) Do in Your Sleep  

The OCD Cat  
Eat Right for Your Blood Type  
French Women Don’t Get Fat . . . But Their Cats Do  
Wash Your Paws Twenty Times Before You Exercise:
The OCD Cat Workout  

The ADD Cat  
The Paleo Diet  
The Zone Diet  
The Raw Food Diet and the Living Food Movement  
Exercise for the—Hey Look! There’s a Bird! And a Squirrel!
And Another Bird!—ADD Cat  

The Chronic Dieter Cat  
Master Your MetaPurrlism  
Catty Craig Versus Weight Stalkers  
The 557th Try Is the Charm:
An Exercise Plan for the Chronic Dieter Cat  

Psycho Kitty  
The Mayo Clinic Diet  
Cleanses  
Touch My Sweatband and Die: Psycho Kitty Workouts  

Bonus Section  
For Cat Owners: Putting Your Cat on a Diet in Twenty-One Easy Steps   

Appendix  
Superfuds  
Top Ten Tips for Continued Weight-Loss Success  
Ask Flabby Tabby  

About the Author   
Index

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