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A Theory of Jerks and Other Philosophical Misadventures

By Eric Schwitzgebel

By Eric Schwitzgebel

By Eric Schwitzgebel

By Eric Schwitzgebel

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Category: Philosophy | Psychology

Category: Philosophy | Humor

Paperback $30.00

Nov 10, 2020 | ISBN 9780262539593

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Nov 05, 2019 | ISBN 9780262355360

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    About A Theory of Jerks and Other Philosophical Misadventures

    A collection of quirky, entertaining, and reader-friendly short pieces on philosophical topics that range from a theory of jerks to the ethics of ethicists.

    Have you ever wondered about why some people are jerks? Asked whether your driverless car should kill you so that others may live? Found a robot adorable? Considered the ethics of professional ethicists? Reflected on the philosophy of hair? In this engaging, entertaining, and enlightening book, Eric Schwitzgebel turns a philosopher’s eye on these and other burning questions. In a series of quirky and accessible short pieces that cover a mind-boggling variety of philosophical topics, Schwitzgebel offers incisive takes on matters both small (the consciousness of garden snails) and large (time, space, and causation).

    A common theme might be the ragged edge of the human intellect, where moral or philosophical reflection begins to turn against itself, lost among doubts and improbable conclusions. The history of philosophy is humbling when we see how badly wrong previous thinkers have been, despite their intellectual skills and confidence. (See, for example, “Kant on Killing Bastards, Masturbation, Organ Donation, Homosexuality, Tyrants, Wives, and Servants.”) Some of the texts resist thematic categorization—thoughts on the philosophical implications of dreidels, the diminishing offensiveness of the most profane profanity, and fatherly optimism—but are no less interesting.

    Schwitzgebel has selected these pieces from the more than one thousand that have appeared since 2006 in various publications and on his popular blog, The Splintered Mind, revising and updating them for this book. Philosophy has never been this much fun.

    About A Theory of Jerks and Other Philosophical Misadventures

    PHILOSOPHY HAS NEVER BEEN THIS FUN: Explore “consciousness, the multiverse, [and] what it all means” in this essay collection of “58 bite-sized gems from a leading philosopher” (Susan Schneider, NASA Chair).
     
    Have you ever wondered about why some people are jerks? Asked whether your driverless car should kill you so that others may live? Found a robot adorable? Considered the ethics of professional ethicists? Reflected on the philosophy of hair? In this engaging, entertaining, and enlightening book, Eric Schwitzgebel turns a philosopher’s eye on these and other burning questions. In a series of quirky and accessible short pieces that cover a mind-boggling variety of philosophical topics, Schwitzgebel offers incisive takes on matters both small (the consciousness of garden snails) and large (time, space, and causation).
     
    A common theme might be the ragged edge of the human intellect, where moral or philosophical reflection begins to turn against itself, lost among doubts and improbable conclusions. The history of philosophy is humbling when we see how badly wrong previous thinkers have been, despite their intellectual skills and confidence. (See, for example, “Kant on Killing Bastards, Masturbation, Organ Donation, Homosexuality, Tyrants, Wives, and Servants.”) Some of the texts resist thematic categorization—thoughts on the philosophical implications of dreidels, the diminishing offensiveness of the most profane profanity, and fatherly optimism—but are no less interesting.
     
    Schwitzgebel has selected these pieces from the more than one thousand that have appeared in various publications and on his popular blog, The Splintered Mind, revising and updating them for this book. Philosophy has never been this much fun.

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    Product Details

    Category: Philosophy | Psychology

    Paperback | $30.00
    Published by The MIT Press
    Nov 10, 2020 | 384 Pages | 5-3/8 x 8 | ISBN 9780262539593

    Category: Philosophy | Humor

    Ebook | $21.99
    Published by The MIT Press
    Nov 05, 2019 | 384 Pages | 5-3/8 x 8 | ISBN 9780262355360

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    Praise

    “A lively, wide-ranging, and original collection of short essays from Eric Schwitzgebel, whose mind seems to fizz with ideas. Highly recommended.” – Nigel Warburton, author of A Little History of Philosophy

    “This book isn’t really about jerks; it’s about minds in all their quirky glory. Schwitzgebel thinks hard about what it is for flawed creatures such as ourselves to live a good life, about how philosophers may or may not live up to their ideals, and about ways in which consciousness might be stretched to its limits in humans and machines. The book is full of provocative thought experiments and insightful arguments that will make you think about yourself in ways you haven’t thought before.” – David Chalmers, University Professor of Philosophy and Codirector of the Center for Mind, Brain, and Consciousness, NYU

    “Consciousness, the multiverse, what it all means … This book features fifty-eight bite-sized gems from a leading philosopher. Simply put: a joy to read.” – Susan Schneider, NASA Chair, Library of Congress, and author of Artificial You: AI and the Future of Your Mind

    “Eric Schwitzgebel represents an almost extinct philosophical type: a humble, humane, down-to-earth soul, with a knack for thinking out loud and clearly about pretty much anything. Curiosity abounds, as does good humor, and a measured dose of existential anxiety as Schwitzgebel wonders about everything from the nature of space, time, and consciousness, to the possibility that we are not very good at detecting our moral blind spots and our excellences at being jerks. A collection to keep nearby and savor for anyone who likes to think along with a really smart philosopher.” – Owen Flanagan, author of Consciousness Reconsidered ,/i> and The Bodhisattva’s Brain

    “Schwitzgebel’s short pieces are clever and entertaining, and they fill perfectly the need for a little insight in a chaotic world. These essays should occupy any coffee table for readers wanting bursts of insights wrapped in humor and cleverness. Infuriatingly clever and joyfully observational, these writings mix a comedian’s charm with a philosopher’s wit and depth.” – Barry Lam, Associate Professor of Philosophy, Vassar College, and host, Hi-Phi Nation podcast on Slate

    Table Of Contents

    Part One: Jerks and Excuses
    1. A Theory of Jerks
    2. Forgetting as an Unwitting Confession of Your Values
    3. The Happy Coincidence Defense and The-Most-You-Can-Do Sweet Spot
    4. Cheeseburger Ethics (or How Often Do Ethicists Call Their Mothers?)
    5. On Not Seeking Pleasure Much
    6. How Much Should You Care about How You Feel in Your Dreams?
    7. Imagining Yourself in Another’s Shoes vs. Extending Your Love
    8. Is It Perfectly Fine to Aim for Moral Mediocrity?
    9. A Theory of Hypocrisy
    10. On Not Distinguishing Too Finely Among Your Motivations
    11. The Mush of Normativity
    12. A Moral Dunning-Kruger Effect?
    13. The Moral Compass and the Liberal Ideal in Moral Education
    Part Two: Cute AI and Zombie Robots
    14. Should Your Driverless Car Kill You So Others May Live?
    15. Cute AI and the ASIMO Problem
    16. My Daughter’s Rented Eyes
    17. Someday, Your Employer Will Technologically Control Your Moods
    18. Cheerfully Suicidal AI Slaves
    19. We Would Have Greater Moral Obligations to Conscious Robots Than to Otherwise Similar Humans
    20. How Robots and Monsters Might Destroy Human Moral Systems
    21. Our Possible Imminent Divinity
    22. Skepticism, Godzilla, and the Artificial Computerized Many-Branching You
    23. How to Accidentally Become a Zombie Robot
    Part Three: Regrets and Birthday Cake
    24. Dreidel: A Seemingly Foolish Game That Contains the Moral World in Miniature
    25. Does It Matter If the Passover Story Is Literally True?
    26. Memories of My Father
    27. Flying Free of the Deathbed, with Technological Help
    28. Thoughts on Conjugal Love
    29. Knowing What You Love
    30. The Epistemic Status of Deathbed Regrets
    31. Competing Perspectives on One’s Final, Dying Thought
    32. Profanity Inflation, Profanity Migration, and the Paradox of Prohibition (or I Love You, “Fuck”)
    33. The Legend of the Leaning Behaviorist
    34. What Happens to Democracy When the Experts Can’t Be Both Factual and Balanced?
    35. On the Morality of Hypotenuse Walking
    36. Birthday Cake and a Chapel
    Part Four: Cosmic Freaks
    37. Possible Psychology of a Matrioshka Brain
    38. A Two-Seater Homunculus
    39. Is the United States Literally Conscious?
    40. Might You Be a Cosmic Freak?
    41. Choosing to Be That Fellow Back Then: Voluntarism about Personal Identity
    42. How Everything You Do Might Have Huge Cosmic Significance
    43. Penelope’s Guide to Defeating Time, Space, and Causation
    44. Goldfish-Pool Immortality
    45. Are Garden Snails Conscious? Yes, No, or *Gong*
    Part Five: Kant vs. the Philosopher of Hair
    46. Truth, Dare, and Wonder
    47. Trusting Your Sense of Fun
    48. What’s in People’s Stream of Experience During Philosophy Talks?
    49. Why Metaphysics Is Always Bizarre
    50. The Philosopher of Hair
    51. Obfuscatory Philosophy as Intellectual Authoritarianism and Cowardice
    52. Kant on Killing Bastards, Masturbation, Organ Donation, Homosexuality, Tyrants, Wives, and Servants
    53. Nazi Philosophers, World War I, and the Grand Wisdom Hypothesis
    54. Against Charity in the History of Philosophy
    55. Invisible Revisions
    56. On Being Good at Seeming Smart
    57. Blogging and Philosophical Cognition
    58. Will Future Generations Find Us Morally Loathsome?

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