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Your Guide to Not Getting Murdered in a Quaint English Village by Maureen Johnson and Jay Cooper

Your Guide to Not Getting Murdered in a Quaint English Village

By Maureen Johnson and Jay Cooper

By Maureen Johnson and Jay Cooper

By Maureen Johnson and Jay Cooper

By Maureen Johnson and Jay Cooper

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Category: Humor

Category: Humor

Hardcover $16.99

Sep 14, 2021 | ISBN 9781984859624

Ebook $9.99

Sep 14, 2021 | ISBN 9781984859631

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    About Your Guide to Not Getting Murdered in a Quaint English Village

    Considering a trip to a quaint English village? You’ll think twice after learning about the countless murderous possibilities lurking behind the bucolic façades, thanks to this illustrated guide from #1 bestselling author Maureen Johnson and illustrator Jay Cooper—perfect for fans of cozy mysteries.

    A weekend roaming narrow old lanes, touring the faded glories of a country manor, and quaffing pints in the pub. How charming. That is, unless you have the misfortune of finding yourself in an English Murder Village, where danger lurks around each picturesque cobblestone corner and every sip of tea may be your last. If you insist on your travels, do yourself a favor and bring a copy of this little book. It may just keep you alive. 

    Brought to life with dozens of Gorey-esque drawings by illustrator Jay Cooper and peppered with allusions to classic crime series and unmistakably British murder lore, Your Guide to Not Getting Murdered in a Quaint English Village gives you the tools you need to avoid the same fate, should you find yourself in a suspiciously cozy English village (or simply dream of going). Good luck! And whatever you do, avoid the vicar.

    About Your Guide to Not Getting Murdered in a Quaint English Village

    Considering a trip to a quaint English village? You’ll think twice after learning about the countless murderous possibilities lurking behind the bucolic façades, thanks to this illustrated guide from #1 bestselling author Maureen Johnson and illustrator Jay Cooper—perfect for fans of cozy mysteries.

    A weekend roaming narrow old lanes, touring the faded glories of a country manor, and quaffing pints in the pub. How charming. That is, unless you have the misfortune of finding yourself in an English Murder Village, where danger lurks around each picturesque cobblestone corner and every sip of tea may be your last. If you insist on your travels, do yourself a favor and bring a copy of this little book. It may just keep you alive. 

    Brought to life with dozens of Gorey-esque drawings by illustrator Jay Cooper and peppered with allusions to classic crime series and unmistakably British murder lore, Your Guide to Not Getting Murdered in a Quaint English Village gives you the tools you need to avoid the same fate, should you find yourself in a suspiciously cozy English village (or simply dream of going). Good luck! And whatever you do, avoid the vicar.

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    About Maureen Johnson

    Maureen Johnson is the #1 New York Times and USA Today bestselling author of many young adult novels, including the… More about Maureen Johnson

    About Jay Cooper

    Jay Cooper’s books don’t normally include grisly murders, nefarious deeds, or corpses of any kind. He has written and/or illustrated… More about Jay Cooper

    About Maureen Johnson

    Maureen Johnson is the #1 New York Times and USA Today bestselling author of many young adult novels, including the… More about Maureen Johnson

    About Jay Cooper

    Jay Cooper’s books don’t normally include grisly murders, nefarious deeds, or corpses of any kind. He has written and/or illustrated… More about Jay Cooper

    Product Details

    Category: Humor

    Hardcover | $16.99
    Published by Ten Speed Press
    Sep 14, 2021 | 128 Pages | 5-1/2 x 7-1/2 | ISBN 9781984859624

    Category: Humor

    Ebook | $9.99
    Published by Ten Speed Press
    Sep 14, 2021 | 128 Pages | ISBN 9781984859631

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