“Alison Zai’s work is full of delicious ironies, juicy colors, and incisive observations about the weirdness of aliveness.”—Worry Lines, author of This Book Is For You
“It’s weird that we ever existed without this book. It’s full of debunking, enchanting, and heartwarming stories that sum up the unbearably great feeling of being a creature of this planet.”—Jonathan Kunz and Elizabeth Pich, creators of War and Peas