Pirate Penguin vs Ninja Chicken Series

You’re telling me this pirate is a penguin?? That’s not all, buddy. This ninja… is a chicken. And in their THIRD ridiculous book together, they’re even funnier than ever!

Your favorite Flightless Fighting Friends, those Bouncy Battle Birds are back! In fact, they never left! They’ve been standing right behind you this whole time! But in a fun way, not a creepy way. Don’t turn around. Or do! I’m not the boss of you.

Pirate Penguin vs Ninja Chicken (Book Three): Macaroni and BEES?!? contains:

— A big pile of random comics on important topics such as werewolf shampoo, frivolous time travel, and anti-gravity popcorn
— Absolutely no Macaroni OR Bees
— The Top Secret Long Lost origin story of Pirate Penguin (hint: he’s probably from space)
— AND finally, after all this time, the ultimate versus, to decide who will win the friendship once and for all! (hint: Ninja Chicken)

Also! As a bonus, using state of the art inflatable-origami-technology, this book can transform into over 8 types of hats, to help you express your entire personality through headgear, the Pirate Penguin Way. Note: any folding or inflating of this book may cause it to get ruined forever, but it’s totally fine, don’t worry about it.

Set phasers for maximum silly: Ray Friesen, the non-stop sugar rush called by BOOKLIST “a manic blend of mayhem and adventure,” is back for more! When Pirate Penguin and Ninja Chicken stumble across a mystical lost sword, a rip-roaring aquatic adventure ensues, with appearances by cousin Privateer Puffin, the terrifying Pirate Queen, and two unforgettable “mermaids.” PLUS: our heroes get trapped in a Swedish furniture store, and a dozen more wacky short stories!

Two best “frenemies” have tons of fun, fights, and frozen treats in this collection of comics featuring the funniest pair of fowl you’ve ever seen.

Pirate Penguin and Ninja Chicken are friends. Or maybe they’re enemies. Heck, if they can’t keep track, then how can we!? Whatever they are, they’re definitely hilarious. We think you’ll like this book: there are about a bajillion jokes inside, and it’s filled with action, adventure and arguments. Sometimes the stories are really teeny, about stuff like ice cream smoothies or making fun of your friends (just like real life!), and sometimes the story gets really epic-tastic, filled with spaceships and giant monsters and evil koalas and stuff (just like real life!). Plus, since it’s about pirates, there are at least 17 swordfights (that’s the rule with pirates).
Perfect for friends, enemies, and “frenemies,” this full-color collection of wacky adventures will keep you cracking up with no “troublem.”