Confessions of a Dork Lord

“Vomiting frost giants, dragons with literal dragon breath (phew!), and a toilet in the sky. I loved every stinky page and your kid will too!” —Melissa de la Cruz, bestselling author of the Descendants series
 
“It’s not easy being bad. But this book will give you a head start.” —Pseudonymous Bosch, bestselling author of the Secret series

“Hilarious! Confessions of a Dork Lord is not to be missed! It is very rare to find a totally original book, stuffed with great characters, wrapped in a thrilling storyline. Fantasy fans will love it. Non-fantasy fans will be converted.” —Eoin Colfer, bestselling author of the Artemis Fowl series

“Wick is who Harry Potter would be if Harry Potter were a real kid, and that’s the appeal.” —NPR

“Crowd-pleasing.” —Booklist

“Entertaining.” —Publishers Weekly

“Johnston offers up plenty of wordplay, bathroom humor, spells, and silliness.” —BCCB