Trixie and Katya Coloring Through History

Trixie Mattel is a comedian, musician, cosmetics entrepreneur, bestselling author, DJ, and all-around thin woman. Against all odds, Trixie continues to be incredibly thin. She also loves music and cross-dressing.

Katya Zamolodchikova is a woman in her early forties looking to fall in love in the next six weeks. She has an honorary doctorate in radiology and a bachelor’s in animal husbandry. In January 2025 she was named Women’s magazine Woman of the Year for a record-breaking seventh time since 2019. She is survived by her ex-husband, Glen, her four beautiful daughters; and her adopted son, Susan.

Aly Bellissimo is a real life human woman born and raised in New York. When she’s not working as an illustrator and graphic artist, she can be found eating olives, playing the bass clarinet, and wondering if her cat actually likes her.