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Effin' Birds Affirmation Deck
Cards
$22.00
Available on Jun 08, 2027 | 52 Pages
Don’t forget that you are truly the greatest motherducker alive. This deck of 52 affirmation cards features vintage artwork of birds sharing positive messages in the rudest ways possible.
The Effin’ Birds Affirmation Deck features full-color artwork of fowl-mouthed birds saying reassuring things, like “Yesterday can go suck butts” and “The opposite of ‘live and learn’ is ‘die an idiot.’”
The fifty-two cards (4″ x 5″) offer a unique message for every week of the year, and the included wooden stand makes it easy to display a card—look to it whenever you need a pick-me-up. Whether you want to start your morning with a sweary reflection, or if you’re simply tired of decorating your spaces with boring photos of your stupid vacations, the Effin’ Birds Affirmation Deck will help you feel motivated, inspired, and grateful that birds can’t actually speak English. It’s like therapy, but cheaper.
The Effin’ Birds Affirmation Deck features full-color artwork of fowl-mouthed birds saying reassuring things, like “Yesterday can go suck butts” and “The opposite of ‘live and learn’ is ‘die an idiot.’”
The fifty-two cards (4″ x 5″) offer a unique message for every week of the year, and the included wooden stand makes it easy to display a card—look to it whenever you need a pick-me-up. Whether you want to start your morning with a sweary reflection, or if you’re simply tired of decorating your spaces with boring photos of your stupid vacations, the Effin’ Birds Affirmation Deck will help you feel motivated, inspired, and grateful that birds can’t actually speak English. It’s like therapy, but cheaper.
Author
Aaron Reynolds
Aaron Reynolds is the seven-time Webby Award-winning author of Effin’ Birds, a comic strip pairing intricate artwork with mundane daily frustrations read by over half a million people every day. His first book, Effin’ Birds: A Field Guide to Identification, hit bookstores in 2019 and for seven whole days was the bestselling book by any Canadian author not named Margaret Atwood. Prior to writing Effin’ Birds as his full-time gig, Aaron was the creative director for a podcast network, a software trainer for Apple, and a Santa Claus photographer at the worst mall in Mississauga, Ontario, Canada.
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