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Look at My Striped Shirt!

Confessions of the People You Love to Hate

By The Phat Phree

By The Phat Phree

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Category: Humor

Ebook $6.99

Dec 26, 2006 | ISBN 9780767926409

Look at My Striped Shirt! by The Phat Phree
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About Look at My Striped Shirt!

Target. Observe. Ridicule.

You run into them every day—the striped-shirt guy, the karaoke master, the dude with a pencil-thin beard, the guy who won’t shut up about his fantasy football team—characters who annoy, irritate, and incense us all. Based on the wildly popular essay on ThePhatPhree.com by Mike Polk, this book is a look inside the heads of the most infuriating douchebags on Earth.

It’s the best of ThePhatPhree.com plus more than fifty all-new, hilarious pieces written by some of your favorite writers from this site.

Everyone’s (Least) Favorite, The Striped-Shirt Guy …
I will valet tonight! I will treat the valet with contempt and make sure that he knows that I am superior to him. I will tell him, “Take it easy on the brakes, champ”! When I do not hook up with a girl at the club, I will say that the place is “full of skanks” and wait in line at another bar, only to strike out again!

Your “Cool” High School Teacher …
Here are some things I allow in my class that other teachers don’t: eating, drinking,
swearing, dancing, smoking, fighting, cell phones, Texas hold ’em, iPods, and
sex. Like my Goo Goo Dolls tee? Anyone else here down with the Dolls? No? Me
either. I’m just wearing it as a goof.

The Guy with Amazing Taste in Music …
Personally, I haven’t listened to the radio in fifteen years. If you have ever heard a band
on the radio, then I can assure you, I am not a fan. I stopped listening to American music about ten years ago.

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About The Phat Phree

THE PHAT PHREE is a gloriously irreverent group of talented comedy writers from around the country.

Product Details

Category: Humor

Ebook | $6.99
Published by Crown
Dec 26, 2006 | 192 Pages | 6-1/8 x 9-1/4 | ISBN 9780767926409

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Praise

“Very phunny.”
—Ricky Van Veen, cofounder of CollegeHumor.com

“This is a very good book. But it is clearly not as funny as anything I have written.”
—Tucker Max, author of the New York Times bestseller I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

“I crapped my pants.”
—Robert Hamburger, author of REAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book

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