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Animals Talking in All Caps

It's Just What It Sounds Like

It's Just What It Sounds Like

By Justin Valmassoi

By Justin Valmassoi

By Justin Valmassoi

By Justin Valmassoi

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Category: Humor | Pets

Category: Humor | Pets

Paperback $16.00

Aug 06, 2013 | ISBN 9780385347648

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Aug 06, 2013 | ISBN 9780385347655

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    About Animals Talking in All Caps

    A goat who wants to sell you some meth.
    A giraffe who might be violating his restraining order.
    An alpaca with a very dirty secret.
    A cat who’s really mad at you for cancelling Netflix.
     
    These are just a few of the hilariously human animals you’ll meet in Animals Talking in All Caps. Inspired by the wildly popular blog of the same name and including some of the site’s best-loved entries as well as gobs of never-before-seen material, these pages provide a brilliantly unhinged glimpse into the animal mind.  

    About Animals Talking in All Caps

    A goat who wants to sell you some meth.
    A giraffe who might be violating his restraining order.
    An alpaca with a very dirty secret.
    A cat who’s really mad at you for cancelling Netflix instant.
     
    These are just a few of the hilariously human animals you’ll meet in Animals Talking in All Caps. Inspired by the wildly popular blog of the same name and including some of the site’s best-loved entries as well as gobs of never-before-seen material, these pages provide a brilliantly unhinged glimpse into the animal mind.

    About Justin Valmassoi

    JUSTIN VALMASSOI can be found lurking in parks, feeding crows little bits of cheesy crackers. He used to do this in America, but now he lives in Scotland. Thankfully there are crows there too. In his spare spare time he… More about Justin Valmassoi

    About Justin Valmassoi

    JUSTIN VALMASSOI can be found lurking in parks, feeding crows little bits of cheesy crackers. He used to do this in America, but now he lives in Scotland. Thankfully there are crows there too. In his spare spare time he… More about Justin Valmassoi

    Product Details

    Category: Humor | Pets

    Paperback | $16.00
    Published by Crown
    Aug 06, 2013 | 224 Pages | 6-1/8 x 8-1/2 | ISBN 9780385347648

    Category: Humor | Pets

    Ebook | $9.99
    Published by Crown
    Aug 06, 2013 | 224 Pages | ISBN 9780385347655

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