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Bright Lights, Big Ass

A Self-Indulgent, Surly, Ex-Sorority Girl's Guide to Why it Often Sucks in the City, or Who are These Idiots and Why Do They All Live Next Door to Me?

A Self-Indulgent, Surly, Ex-Sorority Girl's Guide to Why it Often Sucks in the City, or Who are These Idiots and Why Do They All Live Next Door to Me?

A Self-Indulgent, Surly, Ex-Sorority Girl's Guide to Why it Often Sucks in the City, or Who are These Idiots and Why Do They All Live Next Door to Me?

By Jen Lancaster

By Jen Lancaster

By Jen Lancaster

By Jen Lancaster

By Jen Lancaster
Read by Jamie Heinlein

By Jen Lancaster
Read by Jamie Heinlein

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Paperback $15.00

May 01, 2007 | ISBN 9780451221254

Ebook $6.99

May 01, 2007 | ISBN 9781101128411

Audiobook Download $20.00

May 12, 2009 | 535 Minutes

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    About Bright Lights, Big Ass

    Jen Lancaster hates to burst your happy little bubble, but life in the big city isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Contrary to what you see on TV and in the movies, most urbanites aren’t party-hopping in slinky dresses and strappy stilettos. But lucky for us, Lancaster knows how to make the life of the lower crust mercilessly funny and infinitely entertaining.

    Whether she’s reporting rude neighbors to Homeland Security, harboring a crush on her grocery store clerk, or fighting-and losing-the Battle of the Stairmaster- Lancaster explores how silly, strange, and not-so-fabulous real city living can be. And if anyone doesn’t like it, they can kiss her big, fat, pink, puffy down parka.

    About Bright Lights, Big Ass

    Jen Lancaster hates to burst your happy little bubble, but life in the big city isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Contrary to what you see on TV and in the movies, most urbanites aren’t party-hopping in slinky dresses and strappy stilettos. But lucky for us, Lancaster knows how to make the life of the lower crust mercilessly funny and infinitely entertaining.

    Whether she’s reporting rude neighbors to Homeland Security, harboring a crush on her grocery store clerk, or fighting-and losing-the Battle of the Stairmaster- Lancaster explores how silly, strange, and not-so-fabulous real city living can be. And if anyone doesn’t like it, they can kiss her big, fat, pink, puffy down parka.

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    Jen Lancaster hates to burst your happy little bubble, but life in the big city isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Contrary to what you see on TV and in the movies, most urbanites aren’t party-hopping in slinky dresses and strappy stilettos. But lucky for us, Lancaster knows how to make the life of the lower crust mercilessly funny and infinitely entertaining.

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    Twisted Sisters
    The Tao of Martha
    See all books by Jen Lancaster

    About Jen Lancaster

    Jen Lancaster is the New York Times bestselling author of more than a dozen books. She resides in the suburbs of Chicago with her husband and their ever-expanding menagerie of ill-behaved pets.

    About Jen Lancaster

    Jen Lancaster is the New York Times bestselling author of more than a dozen books. She resides in the suburbs of Chicago with her husband and their ever-expanding menagerie of ill-behaved pets.

    About Jen Lancaster

    Jen Lancaster is the New York Times bestselling author of more than a dozen books. She resides in the suburbs of Chicago with her husband and their ever-expanding menagerie of ill-behaved pets.

    Product Details

    Category: Biography & Memoir | Humor

    Paperback | $15.00
    Published by Berkley
    May 01, 2007 | 400 Pages | 5-5/16 x 8 | ISBN 9780451221254

    Category: Biography & Memoir | Humor

    Ebook | $6.99
    Published by Berkley
    May 01, 2007 | 400 Pages | ISBN 9781101128411

    Category: Biography & Memoir | Humor | Audiobooks

    Audiobook Download | $20.00
    Published by Penguin Audio
    May 12, 2009 | 535 Minutes | ISBN 9781440641060
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