I. The Basics
Both Proper and Profane
Likely Subjects to Be Roundly Cursed
Pronouncing, Pros and Cons
II. The Many Ways of Dirty Self-Expression
First, That Mierda Word
III. The Body
Functional and Graphic
IV. Sex, Everybody?
From Carnal Knowledge to Mother Love
V. Filthy Flights of Fancy
Or, How to Get Even with Your Car, Spanish Style
How to Completely Fuck Up Your Pet
VI. No, I Am Not a Turista!
Or, Where the Holy Hell Am I?
From the Night Before to the Morning After
VII. The Graces
Or, How to Turn Good Clean Fun into Devilish Dirt
Just Hanging Out and Shooting the Mierda!
VIII. Sorry, It’s Really Big Test Time!