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You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News

Shocking but Utterly True Facts

Shocking but Utterly True Facts

By Cracked.com

By Cracked.com

By Cracked.com

By Cracked.com

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Category: Humor

Category: Humor

Paperback $17.00

Dec 28, 2010 | ISBN 9780452296398

Ebook $13.99

Dec 28, 2010 | ISBN 9781101478158

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    About You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News

    Some facts are too terrifying to teach in school. Unfortunately, Cracked.com is more than happy to fill you in with this hilarious tome of trivia.

    • A zombie apocalypse? It could happen. 50% of humans are infected with a parasite that can take over your brain.
    • The FDA wouldn’t let you eat bugs, right? Actually, you might want to put down those jelly beans. And that apple. And that strawberry yogurt.
    • Think dolphins are our friends? Then these sex-crazed thrill killers of the sea have you right where they want you.
    • The most important discovery in the history of genetics? Francis Crick came up with it while on LSD.
    • Think you’re going to choose whether or not to buy this book? Scientists say your brain secretly makes all your decisions 10 seconds before you even know what they are.

    If you’re a fan of The Oatmeal or Frak.com and hate being wrong about stuff, you’ll love what you find in You Might Be a Zombie from the twisted minds at Cracked.

    About You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News

    From the most-read humor site on the internet, Cracked.com

    YOU MIGHT BE A ZOMBIE…
     
    You’re going to wish you never picked up this book.

    Some facts are too terrifying to teach in school. Unfortunately, Cracked.com is more than happy to fill you in:

    * A zombie apocalypse? It could happen. 50% of humans are infected with a parasite that can take over your brain.
    * The FDA wouldn’t let you eat bugs, right? Actually, you might want to put down those jelly beans. And that apple. And that strawberry yogurt.
    * Think dolphins are our friends? Then these sex-crazed thrill killers of the sea have you right where they want you.
    * The most important discovery in the history of genetics? Francis Crick came up with it while on LSD.
    * Think you’re going to choose whether or not to buy this book? Scientists say your brain secretly makes all your decisions 10 seconds before you even know what they are.

    If you’re a fan of The Oatmeal or Frak.com and hate being wrong about stuff, you’ll love what you find in YOU MIGHT BE A ZOMBIE from the twisted minds at Cracked.

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    About Cracked.com

    Founded in 1958 as a print publication and competitor of Mad Magazine, CRACKED.COM has been published exclusively online since 2006. It is based in Los Angeles, California.

    About Cracked.com

    Founded in 1958 as a print publication and competitor of Mad Magazine, CRACKED.COM has been published exclusively online since 2006. It is based in Los Angeles, California.

    Product Details

    Category: Humor

    Paperback | $17.00
    Published by Plume
    Dec 28, 2010 | 320 Pages | 5-5/16 x 8 | ISBN 9780452296398

    Category: Humor

    Ebook | $13.99
    Published by Plume
    Dec 28, 2010 | 320 Pages | ISBN 9781101478158

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    Praise

    “In a sea of literary lies, finally a book that will tell you the truth about the things you need to know.”—Sarah Silverman

    “Smart, funny, and cool.”—Roger Ebert

    “The funniest, wisest, greatest book ever written! I keep reading and rereading it here in my padded cell!”—Stan Lee

    “Ridiculously hilarious.”—Library Journal

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