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Published on Mar 07, 2013 | 368 Pages
In this portal fantasy, a small-town teenager who never thought he’d be chosen for anything extraordinary finds himself whisked away to a garbage-filled kingdom.
“DC Pierson’s fantastic, fantastical, and most of all funny Crap Kingdom fits perfectly between Douglas Adams and the Harry Potter novels.”—Matt Fraction, writer, Marvel’s The Mighty Thor and Invincible Iron Man comics
“Hilarious.”—Donald Glover, award-winning actor, comedian, and producer
THE CHOSEN ONE MUST BE RETRIEVED FROM EARTH.
HE WILL BRING DOWN THE WALL AND RESTORE THE KINGDOM TO GLORY.
HIS NAME IS TOM PARKING.
Tom can’t believe his wildest dream has finally come true: he’s traveled through a magic portal into a mysterious land where he’s the Chosen One, just like in the fantasy novels he’s read since childhood.
That is, until he realizes that this world is Crap Kingdom—the least cool, most annoying place ever. (Trust us: it’s really bad.)
So Tom turns down the job of Chosen One and goes back to his normal life. But Crap Kingdom’s not done with Tom, and when he gets caught on the wrong side of an epic battle between good and evil, the hilarity that ensues will determine the fate of the universe.
“DC Pierson’s fantastic, fantastical, and most of all funny Crap Kingdom fits perfectly between Douglas Adams and the Harry Potter novels.”—Matt Fraction, writer, Marvel’s The Mighty Thor and Invincible Iron Man comics
“Hilarious.”—Donald Glover, award-winning actor, comedian, and producer
THE CHOSEN ONE MUST BE RETRIEVED FROM EARTH.
HE WILL BRING DOWN THE WALL AND RESTORE THE KINGDOM TO GLORY.
HIS NAME IS TOM PARKING.
Tom can’t believe his wildest dream has finally come true: he’s traveled through a magic portal into a mysterious land where he’s the Chosen One, just like in the fantasy novels he’s read since childhood.
That is, until he realizes that this world is Crap Kingdom—the least cool, most annoying place ever. (Trust us: it’s really bad.)
So Tom turns down the job of Chosen One and goes back to his normal life. But Crap Kingdom’s not done with Tom, and when he gets caught on the wrong side of an epic battle between good and evil, the hilarity that ensues will determine the fate of the universe.
Author
DC Pierson
DC Pierson was born and raised in Phoenix, AZ. He graduated from NYU’s Dramatic Writing Department in 2007 with a degree in writing for television. His comedy group DERRICK made a feature film called “Mystery Team.” He publishes short stories and unsolicited opinions on his website, dcpierson.com. The Boy Who Couldn’t Sleep and Never Had To is his first novel.
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