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Oct 28, 2014 | ISBN 9780698141902 Buy
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Oct 28, 2014 | ISBN 9780698141902
Welcome fledging Social Climbers! Allow us to show you the way.Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it, so what’s the big deal? You shouldn’t be punished for wanting to improve your lot in life! This is America, after all. Johnson & Johnson heiress Jazz Johnson is a lifelong insider in that rarefied world that fans of both Downton Abbey and Gossip Girl dream about. Raconteur Dirk Wittenborn is old enough to remember when sex was safe and cocaine wasn’t addictive. In short, Jazz belongs to some of the most exclusive clubs in the world, whereas Dirk has been kicked out of them. Who better to guide you?In the grand tradition of True Prep and The Hipster Handbook, The Social Climber’s Bible will teach you everything you need to know to become a pro Mountaineer:
Dirk Wittenborn is a novelist and screenwriter whose books have been published in more than a dozen countries. He is… More about Dirk Wittenborn
“Any social climber coming to America should read this hilarious book on the plane in. Jazz & Dirk will show you how to win friends, influence people and never have to fly commercial again.” – Plum Sykes“This will be a big hit for the young professional crowd…Wryly clever…” – The Library Journal“Savagely funny and brilliantly observed: a how-to manual for social climbers with a sting in its tale. Swiftian satire at its best.” – Andrew Scull, Distinguished Professor of Sociology
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