The Bust Guide to the New Girl Order

Table Of Contents

The Bust Guide to the New Girl Order Acknowledgments
Introduction
1. Our Womanly Ways
Thanks for the Mammaries: The Rise and Fall of My Boobs
A Fine Spine
Me and My Cunt
Sex, Lies, and Tampax
A Visit to the Museum of Menstruation
Myth of the Black Butt
My Left Hand
She Ain’t Heavy, She’s My Lover
2. Feminists Fatale: BUST-ing the Beauty Myth
The ABCs of Fashion
Girl’s Fashion Tips for Boys
Gotta Git That Stick
The Joy of Slacks
Growing Out of Layers
The Mysterious Eroticism of Mini-Backpacks
Vogue vs. Harper’s Bazaar: It’s a Catfight!
Be a Model, or Just Act Like One
3. Sex and the Thinking Girl
Betty and Celina Get Wired: Part I
Betty and Celina Get Wired: Part II
More Than a Blow Job: It’s a Career
How to Be as Horny as a Guy
Lesson Number One
One Sick Puppy
Fear of a Black Cat
My Friends Don’t Touch My Boobs
Boy-dello
Waste: A Short Story
4. Men Are From Uranus
Fear of a Boy Planet
Girlfriend, Listen Up
The Curse of the Mama’s Boy
Both Sides, Now
Watching Him Fuck Her
Manthing
Don’ts for Boys
Talking Dick with Cynthia Plaster Caster
My Brother, Myself
My Keanu: A Fantasy
Thurston Moore: BUSTiest Boy in America
5. Growing Up Girl
Dear Diary
Electra Woman and Dyna Girl
One Girl’s Vise
Stealing Beauty
Wayward Warden’s Wicked War Against Womanhood
The World Moves
Making It
Falling from Grace
6. Yo’ Mama, Yo’ Self
What to Expect When Your Best Friend Is Expecting
Two Girls and a Baby
Abortion Story
Tie Me Up, Tie Me Off
Motherhood Lite: The Joys of Being an Aunt
We Are Family (I’ve Got All My Goddesses with Me)
One’s Not Enough
Mother-to-Wannabe
7. Media Whores
That Cosmo Girl
Ladies’ Night: A Parody
“Women’s Network,” My Ass
Bitch on Heels: Confessions of a Pop Culture Junkie
Bring Me the Head of Melanie Banderas
Dancing to the Tiger Beat
Desperately Seeking Farrah
A Vindication of the Rights of Cunt
8. Herstory: Girl on Girls
Bad Like Me
Gloria Stein-Mom
Pirate of a Lady
Tura, Tura, Tura: An Interview with Tura Satana
She’s Gotta Have It: An Interview with Nina Hartley
Oh, Yoko
Would You Want This Man to Be Your Dog?
Are You There, Judy? It’s Me, Tori
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