10 Simple Rules of Hollywood
Never take any call you can return.
Never expect stars to be your friends.
When in doubt, stay in the closet.
Lie about your prescription drug intake. Everyone does.
Never eat if you can avoid it.
Hollywood is all about numbers, no matter what you’ve heard.
Hollywood is all about rumors, just like you’ve heard.
Girls never rule.
And they hardly ever win.
HILARY DE VRIES is an award-winning journalist who has covered Hollywood for more than a decade. She is a regular contributor to The New York Times and has written for Vogue, Rolling Stone, W, Vanity Fair, and the Los Angeles Times. She lives in L.A. This is her first novel.