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If You Were a Chocolate Mustache

By J. Patrick Lewis
Illustrated by Matthew Cordell

By J. Patrick Lewis
Illustrated by Matthew Cordell

By J. Patrick Lewis
Illustrated by Matthew Cordell

By J. Patrick Lewis
Illustrated by Matthew Cordell

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Apr 21, 2020 | ISBN 9781684377053 | 8-11 years

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Oct 01, 2012 | ISBN 9781629791791 | 8-11 years

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    About If You Were a Chocolate Mustache

    In this tasty collection, J. Patrick Lewis displays the breadth and depth of his talent, giving readers of any and every sensibility something to make them laugh out loud. He stirs humor into an astonishing array of subjects—from animals to school to dragons to food. And he delivers them in a remarkable variety of forms, including riddles, limericks, nonsense rhymes, parodies, anagrams, story poems, haiku, and more. Baked in Lewis’s brilliant imagination and sprinkled with Matthew Cordell’s warm, witty drawings, the result is a collection to delight the taste buds.

    About If You Were a Chocolate Mustache

    In this tasty collection, J. Patrick Lewis displays the breadth and depth of his talent, giving readers of any and every sensibility something to make them laugh out loud. He stirs humor into an astonishing array of subjects—from animals to school to dragons to food. And he delivers them in a remarkable variety of forms, including riddles, limericks, nonsense rhymes, parodies, anagrams, story poems, haiku, and more. Baked in Lewis’s brilliant imagination and sprinkled with Matthew Cordell’s warm, witty drawings, the result is a collection to delight the taste buds.

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    About J. Patrick Lewis

    J. Patrick Lewis has written many books of poetry, including Castle’s: Old Stone Poems, co-written with Rebecca Kai Dotlich. His short stories and poems have appeared in many magazines and more than seventy anthologies. He writes for both children and… More about J. Patrick Lewis

    About Matthew Cordell

    Matthew Cordell is the illustrator of many books for children, including The Knowing Book and If You Were a Chocolate Mustache.  His title Wolf in the Snow won the 2018 Caldecott Medal for the most distinguished American picture book for… More about Matthew Cordell

    About J. Patrick Lewis

    J. Patrick Lewis has written many books of poetry, including Castle’s: Old Stone Poems, co-written with Rebecca Kai Dotlich. His short stories and poems have appeared in many magazines and more than seventy anthologies. He writes for both children and… More about J. Patrick Lewis

    About Matthew Cordell

    Matthew Cordell is the illustrator of many books for children, including The Knowing Book and If You Were a Chocolate Mustache.  His title Wolf in the Snow won the 2018 Caldecott Medal for the most distinguished American picture book for… More about Matthew Cordell

    Product Details

    Category: Children’s Nonfiction | Children’s Middle Grade Books

    Paperback | $9.99
    Published by Wordsong
    Apr 21, 2020 | 160 Pages | 6-3/4 x 8-3/4 | 8-11 years | ISBN 9781684377053

    Category: Children’s Nonfiction | Children’s Middle Grade Books

    Ebook | $9.99
    Published by Wordsong
    Oct 01, 2012 | 160 Pages | 8-11 years | ISBN 9781629791791

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    Praise

    “Prolific versifier, author, riddlizer (etc.) Lewis offers this mostly new (a few appeared in magazines or anthologies) collection of laughs and linguistic lampoons…poetry (and silliness) seekers will find much to feast upon. Cordell’s scribbly illustrations bring the master (Silverstein, who receives a tribute poem here) to mind and are the goofy icing on this goofy cake. Verse seekers could do worser than to swallow down this course of funky, funny forms of wordy wit.” —Kirkus Reviews

    “. . . Lewis is not only one of the most prolific, comic poets; he’s also one of the funniest and most inventive. The collection will serve as a strong resource for creative-writing prompts. A great big feast of poems.” —School Library Journal

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