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The Best Things to Scream Into

By Orson Spooring

By Orson Spooring

By Orson Spooring

By Orson Spooring

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Category: Humor

Category: Humor

Hardcover $14.99

Oct 20, 2020 | ISBN 9781984859600

Ebook $8.99

Oct 20, 2020 | ISBN 9781984859617

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    About The Best Things to Scream Into

    From wildly popular humor site Obvious Plant, the perfect book for channeling your anger, anxiety, and ennui into laughter! A gag gift hit at any white elephant party! Includes over 50 things to scream into!

    Screaming is an important part of our everyday lives. Whether at home, work, or play, we are constantly being bombarded with daily stresses. Make your screams more fun with this diverse selection of the best things to scream into! 

    From old favorites to new and unique screaming experiences, you will discover a variety of exciting options that are guaranteed to improve your frequent screaming sessions. Find your favorite!

    • The Grand Canyon (Nature’s most beautiful place to scream)
    • The Hole in a Freshly Toasted Bagel (That is what the hole is for.)
    • The Library (The forbidden scream)
    • Your Ex-Wife’s Sweater That Still Smells Like Her (Please come back Amy.)
    • A Glass Jar So You Can Save Your Screams for Later (Scream storage is important.)
    • Baby Monitor (Shut up baby. I am trying to sleep.)
    • And more!

    With more than 50 creative suggestions, even the most anguished among us will uncover a treasure trove of ideas that is guaranteed to expand our screaming horizons.

    About The Best Things to Scream Into

    From wildly popular humor site Obvious Plant, the perfect book for channeling your anger, anxiety, and ennui into laughter! A gag gift hit at any white elephant party! Includes over 50 things to scream into!

    Screaming is an important part of our everyday lives. Whether at home, work, or play, we are constantly being bombarded with daily stresses. Make your screams more fun with this diverse selection of the best things to scream into! 

    From old favorites to new and unique screaming experiences, you will discover a variety of exciting options that are guaranteed to improve your frequent screaming sessions. Find your favorite!

    • The Grand Canyon (Nature’s most beautiful place to scream)
    • The Hole in a Freshly Toasted Bagel (That is what the hole is for.)
    • The Library (The forbidden scream)
    • Your Ex-Wife’s Sweater That Still Smells Like Her (Please come back Amy.)
    • A Glass Jar So You Can Save Your Screams for Later (Scream storage is important.)
    • Baby Monitor (Shut up baby. I am trying to sleep.)
    • And more!

    With more than 50 creative suggestions, even the most anguished among us will uncover a treasure trove of ideas that is guaranteed to expand our screaming horizons.

    About Orson Spooring

    Orson Spooring is a world-renowned expert in the art and practice of therapeutic screaming.Obvious Plant is one of the Internet’s premier humor sites, and has been featured by BuzzFeed, HuffPo, Bored Panda, Hi-Fructose, and NPR.

    About Orson Spooring

    Orson Spooring is a world-renowned expert in the art and practice of therapeutic screaming.Obvious Plant is one of the Internet’s premier humor sites, and has been featured by BuzzFeed, HuffPo, Bored Panda, Hi-Fructose, and NPR.

    Product Details

    Category: Humor

    Hardcover | $14.99
    Published by Ten Speed Press
    Oct 20, 2020 | 64 Pages | 6-1/8 x 7-1/8 | ISBN 9781984859600

    Category: Humor

    Ebook | $8.99
    Published by Ten Speed Press
    Oct 20, 2020 | 64 Pages | ISBN 9781984859617

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