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Sep 13, 2022
| ISBN 9780593235928
Sep 13, 2022
| ISBN 9780593235935
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Sep 13, 2022 | ISBN 9780593235928
Sep 13, 2022 | ISBN 9780593235935
A collection of forty hilariously unrealistic, totally cringe-worthy covers for books that will never, ever be published—from the authors of Images You Should Not Masturbate ToThis collection of imagined book covers will have you scratching your head and guffawing with every page turn. Though Pranks with Sausages and Holy Bible II don’t actually exist, Rejected Books offers up a professionally produced series of photos imagining just what these wacky ideas (and plenty more) could look like.Rejected Books includes delightfully weird covers of imagined books like:• The Sculptors Who Couldn’t Do Hands• Cooking with Breast Milk• Possessed Toys: A Buying Guide• Unfortunate Gluing Accidents• Camel Toes Through History Enjoy the worst book pitches of all time and rest assured that anyone can have a future in publishing . . . even if your ideas are totally horrible.
Graham Johnson, after being rudely interrupted by a thirty-year career in advertising, is now back to creating ideas for books… More about Graham Johnson
Rob Hibbert is a successful copywriter by day. By night, he’s a failed comedy writer. Some of his fails include: badly… More about Rob Hibbert
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