Best Seller
Hardcover
$31.00
Available on Jun 16, 2026 | 352 Pages
In this rollicking sequel to A Serial Killer’s Guide to Marriage, two (mostly) reformed serial killers discover something more deadly than murder: a midlife crisis.
“As funny as it is familiar . . . A perfect read for anyone who has ever tried to maintain a hobby while raising a toddler.”—Tasha Coryell, author of Matchmaking for Psychopaths
Homework. Housework. Homicide. You can do it all!
Hazel and Fox have it all: two children, a beautiful home, and a late-night habit of eliminating people who deserve it. Yet work-life balance is hard when you want to kill bad men but raise good kids.
With a school mum tyrant on Haze’s case, and Fox struggling with performance anxiety after a botched kill, things are spiraling. Therapy isn’t helping, and bullet journaling has taken on a whole new meaning. . . .
But when they accidentally draw a dangerous group to their doorstep, the couple must pull it together—and fast. Because surviving in suburbia is no longer just a challenge. Now it’s a real fight for their family’s lives.
And it turns out, self-help starts with staying alive.
“As funny as it is familiar . . . A perfect read for anyone who has ever tried to maintain a hobby while raising a toddler.”—Tasha Coryell, author of Matchmaking for Psychopaths
Homework. Housework. Homicide. You can do it all!
Hazel and Fox have it all: two children, a beautiful home, and a late-night habit of eliminating people who deserve it. Yet work-life balance is hard when you want to kill bad men but raise good kids.
With a school mum tyrant on Haze’s case, and Fox struggling with performance anxiety after a botched kill, things are spiraling. Therapy isn’t helping, and bullet journaling has taken on a whole new meaning. . . .
But when they accidentally draw a dangerous group to their doorstep, the couple must pull it together—and fast. Because surviving in suburbia is no longer just a challenge. Now it’s a real fight for their family’s lives.
And it turns out, self-help starts with staying alive.
Author
Asia Mackay
Asia Mackay is the author of A Serial Killer’s Guide to Marriage and two additional novels published in the UK. After a career in television in China, she returned to London, where she worked for Ewan McGregor and Charley Boorman on their round-the-world motorbike documentaries. She started writing her debut novel, Killing It, on maternity leave—it was the runner-up in Richard and Judy’s Search for a Bestseller competition and runner-up and exceptionally recognized for the Comedy Women In Print Prize. Asia lives in London with her husband, four young children, and two dogs.
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